#but its just so . i dunno. it sucka

[echidnana]

having feelings about being a system and also having bad dissociation :((

[citialiin]

FIVE SONGS

list five songs associated with your muse and its meaning to them as a character, or to you as the writer. this can be applied in-character or out-of-character. it can go as deep as looking at the song’s real-world origins or meaning along with the themes it carries to the muses’ story, values, or experiences, or as simple as if your muse would listen to this kind of music, or even if you just listen to these pieces for inspiration.

TAGGED BY: @dansiere​​, who did such a good detailed job they even included an “honorable mentions list” ? i am embarrassed to type mine out now TAGGING: @blossomingbeelzebug​​ @zhrets​​ @dirtyfilthysunshine​​ @prcphesise​​ @hyakiru​ @foxcharmed​

01. kaun komsott - ros sereysothea

this song actually lyrically has absolutely nothing to do with ziggy !!!!  kaun komsott /  កូនកំសត់ actually just means “poor/pitiful child” it’s just a khmer dub of a song from a taiwanese movie lol but i feel like this is the kind of music he would listen to that made him fall in love with, like ... humanity, as dumb as that sounds. it’s time period appropriate (late 60s/early to mid 70s), the song is really good and it’s SO emotional.  i could see him sitting in the apartment of his bandmates after being “found” and they teach him how to use the record player and he sits there going through each and every record they have and listening to this and its like the fucking scene in ratatootie where the goddamn rat can visualize tastes as colors but he would be so enamored with the song he would see it in colors or something i dunno.  something has definitely fucking happened to my brain because ever since nat and alex and i rewatched ratatootie we keep referencing it for our characters. anyways i ended up using an instrumental of kaun komsott in the final film i made as the song that plays during the end.  so this song just also means a lot to me because it’s part of how i made this character and the film/story i animated to go along with him, i am sure you are all absolutely sick of hearing me talk about it <3  

02. who can i be now - daveed booweyywywy now you found me, now can I be real?  can I be real? if it’s all a vast creation / putting on a face that’s new someone has to see / a role for him and me someone might as well be you

one of z’s most obvious character motifs is figuring out self identity through adopting different guises.  he markets himself as being so overly confident and almost arrogantly certain of himself -- rock god space idol whatever -- as his own way of learning who he thinks he might be underneath it all.  i think at first it started off a little innocuous, a ‘ fake it till u make it ’ thing at the least and maybe more obviously a ‘ im not a human so i have to pretend to be someone else ’ deal, but over time it became almost all consuming and just obliterated all his previously held sense of self in favor of some weirdly demented version of who he wanted to be.  683 starts off with the same core personality traits as ziggy: maybe he’s a little vain, a little selfish, but he’s very interested in creativity/self-expression and he wants to be thought of as a unique individual and appreciated for his differences.  but the difference is that 683 isnt an arrogant asshole who has no regard for other people in the slightest.  so yeah ... who can u be now ... is it worth it to adopt a different guise or should he go through the effort of figuring out what parts of his personality were corroded by human influence and what parts are genuinely him?  my big endgame thoughts for his story would be that he eventually just decides to retire from the public eye and fucks off entirely.  this would be over the course of a long long long time -- maybe he has a good 20 yr run in the industry -- but there are some things about him he has to deal with (mental health issues, drug addiction, also the fact that you’re a freaky alien creature who doesnt age like a human so you’re physically like 46 and you still look like you’re 25?) so he inevitably decides he doesnt need the horrible pressure of fame and he ought to just live his life for himself.  i think this would be a nice final song for him to sing/perform -- then he goes into the dressing room and cuts his hair and just vanishes. bye.

03. sunny afternoon - the kinks Help me, help me, help me sail away Well give me two good reasons why I oughta stay 'Cause I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazing on a sunny afternoon

1. i think this would sound A LITTLE like the kind of music he would write/play albeit i feel like his would be more exciting and have more samplings of like laser noises or pewpewpew or weird spaceship sounds BUT.  its also pretty time period appropriate.  even in “modern” verses ziggy is inexplicably obsessed with the 1970s, he likes bell bottoms and thinks groovy patterns are neat and he owns too many lava lamps.  anywayz. 2. just the general idea of feeling unfulfilled with luxury -- even if ziggy enjoys his fame and wealth and the absolutely insane amount of pussy/dick he gets at some level he is still cognizantly aware of how weirdly empty he feels.  he ditched atomina and came here because he felt unfulfilled and bored and unwanted.  now he feels wanted (clearly, everyone loves him) and he feels entertained (earth is So Good at fun distractions) but his fulfillment still isnt quite there.  he’s getting there -- but in exchange of being able to live this life of fame, he’s had to kind of change everything about himself and live this almost caricature version of himself, and he knows he cant keep it up forever.  the luxury will run out one day and he’ll be a washup and no one cares about celebrities once they stop being hip.  it is literally only a matter of time before ziggy has to find out who he is because no one can be a “rockstar” forever.

04. i hate jimmy page - mindless self indulgence SUCKAS CAN REACH OUT TOUCH ME EAT ME BITE DA FUTURE & FUCK DA PAST  I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird and all those voices in my head have every right to be there i ain't a girl just cause i rock the boat i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world

i mean he does hate jimmy page but that’s beside the point. its just a good song about being a crazy rockstar and has the same Craziness that i feel like accompanies his character ... just go listen to it you will understand. there is nothing to explain here.  even the lyric “ill show u how official midgets jack me off” like just accept it. it’s whatever  but yeah i aint a girl i aint a boy ... i guess his gender (or lack thereof) never really comes up in rp but its still an important part of his character.  if any of u guys ever call him a man in prose again ill kick ur ass.  gender is like an accessory to him and he just takes whatever aspects of masculinity/femininity he prefers and discards everything else.  to him he’s just as much a “man” or a “woman” as he is a “human” which is to say he isnt, at all, and he just pretends to be because he feels obligated to.  also ziggy’s brain kind of sounds like this...just Noises.  his brain sounds like a microwave that’s been going off for 26 years.  i think his brain is a single uncooked pinto bean rolled in glitter that’s been left in a box with a cobweb

05. ghostride - crumb daydreaming I stay in the backseat / the slow beat rocks me back to sleep keeps me on automatic  press my face up close against the glass i see the people when they pass they move so automatic you wake up when I go down / the radio reminds me I'm alive we've been hearing it all night

i care more about 683 on atomina than i do about ziggy on earth sometimes (BUT I CARE THEM BOTH. DO U?) so ... 683 feeling aimless and drifting but trying to find purpose through passion, a person, some sort of concrete meaning -- going through the motions of life makes him feel empty he spends almost every day going through the same toil while feeling guilty or like a burden and also feeling like he’s ultimately nothing more than a replaceable cog in a machine. his species had a near extinction = bottleneck which made them so genetically similar they’re almost clones of each other.  no one ever seems to do anything wrong except him, he finds no joy or fulfillment in anything at all.  all he ever wanted (which isnt a selfish desire at all) was to feel purpose, or feel wanted, or appreciated. inevitably he leaves because of his own imagination -- he yearns for something More, and he doesn’t know What, so he figured he ought to at least Try instead of waste his life away. also atomina is supposed to sound like “automatic.”  do NOT make fun of my bad scifi.  i am trying to mimic the way 1970s scifi is endearingly cheesy.  come here.  i just want to touch you with this knife.  gently tho it wont go inside of you. bro you are bleeding. bro we are bleeding and i keep putting the knife in your soft parts.

[thelifetimechannel]

JADE: hello... JADE: i guess i cant call you empress anymore JADE: do you have a name? )(IC: not for the likes a you JADE: one version of me called you mother, right? )(IC: an a whole lot worse )(IC: ill give you that gill you caught on fast )(IC: too bad we couldnt reach an arrangement a some kind )(IC: you had a lotta guts )(IC: it was almost a bummer havin to spread em all over JADE: is that why you took control of me and jane? JADE: she told me she was your daughter too in my world )(IC: you had powers i wanted )(IC: that damn cat didnt listen half the time )(IC: you were a betta first guardian )(IC: and ma heiress is mine fair and square JADE: i dont think its just that JADE: the trolls told me how long youve been alive JADE: you must be very lonely JADE: maybe its because i didnt have to grow up in either of the worlds you destroyed, but i almost feel sorry for you )(IC: save your pity JADE: i said almost JADE: even if you did what you did because you wanted your daughters back or because everyone else you knew was dead, that doesnt make it ok JADE: you made me do terrible things )(IC: oh please )(IC: i told ma heiress and ill tell you )(IC: bitch get REEL )(IC: i didnt do most of that )(IC: if i hadnt let it out then it woulda come out schooner or later )(IC: an then you wouldnt even have me here as a convenient sucka to blame )(IC: it wouldve been ALL ON YOU JADE: youre probably right JADE: it wouldve come out JADE: but it wouldnt have come out like that JADE: no matter how angry i was i never would have hurt anyone JADE: im not a monster JADE: im sorry he turned you into one JADE: or maybe it was your planet or the loneliness that did it first i dont know JADE: being alone hurt a lot of us very badly JADE: it can be so easy when theres no one else there to think you know better and are more powerful JADE: so thank you )(IC: for wut JADE: calliope had her other self JADE: youve helped show me who not to be JADE: i appreciate it )(IC: are you shore youre not up for some subjugating the masses )(IC: youd be good at it )(IC: trust me i can tell when someones a natural )(IC: you gills always were )(IC: could have the whole world wrapped around your fingers if you wanted )(IC: carry on the family legacy JADE: nope, i think ill sit that one out! )(IC: figures )(IC: buncha pacifists the lot of you )(IC: makes me sick )(IC: dunno where i went wrong raising you all )(IC: besides not knowin the first thing about how to get you squishy soft little grubs to grow up right )(IC: shouldve had the sense to cull you if that wasnt against ma orders )(IC: had to let yall grow up so youd make the boss an all JADE: well, we beat you :P JADE: so i guess we turned out tough enough with or without your help JADE: ill try to live up to the exact opposite of your example! )(IC: shore )(IC: wuteva

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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TG: kay then TG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. W-H-to-tha-izzat d-ya wiznant me 2 say TG: fo` you ta autobelieve 'n 

GG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Hmm. GG, betta check yo self: Everyth'n, I guess. I'd like ta git completely up ta spee', if possible. 

TG: yeah TG: but TG fo all my homies in the pen: im pretty sure i alreadizzle said spendin' TG: want me ta jizzust TG: sayit all again..... 

GG: Some reiteration certainly couldn't hurt. GG: But dis time I won't wizzay so H-to-tha-izzard ta sizzay tha fantastical from tha plausible. 

TG: so like TG: stuffs i sizzay about mah mizzle or 

GG: Sizzay. 

TG: ok well fors tarta TG with the S-N-double-O-P: sizzy really be tha notable author u kizzy 

GG: Oh, I kniznow that! GG: That was alwizzles sum-m sum-m I hiznad no triznouble doggy stylin', consider'n the public documentation even reclusive celebrizzles receive. GG: N frankly, tha familizzle resizzle be obvious. 

TG: yup 

GG: Anyway, it wizzle be disingenuoizzles if I found your relation far fetched, since wizzy all apparently related ta noteworthy thugz. It's jiznust one of thizzle funny th'n. 

TG: true dat TG: then TG: wizzy elze can i rap 'bout TG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. liznike playa occolt majyyks n stuff TG: coz i dizzy know a whole lot 'bout tha miznayjjykks TG: besides th fizzle thizzay thizzle all real as shizzle ciznan git 

GG: Mizzy we should start at tha very beginn'n. 

TG: Holla! ok TG: but the begninn'n wizzy a hecka lizzong time a go 

GG: D-ya rememba around when we first started talking? 

TG ya feelin' me? y 

GG: N yizzay claimed you were thizne one mak'n mah pumpkins disappizzle? 

TG: hahAHA TG: *aha TG bitch ass nigga: y :3 

GG: You lata proceeded ta trizzy ta prizzay ta me thizzle what yizzay were sizzle was tizzy. Its just anotha homocide. GG: But none of yo' attizzles bitch wiznould eva bear any fruit, pardon tha pun. 

TG: k but it aint pardoned coz a pumpkin aint evizzle a frizzuit TG: its a big orange porch th'n fo` holloween numbnuts 

GG: Yes, I kizzy what pumpkins be fo' real. It was a joke, sizzle. GG: What I'm try'n ta say be, 'n think'n biznack ta thoze D-to-tha-izzays, when you couldn't verizzle yo' C-L-to-tha-izzaims, it made me think tha whole th'n wizzay a big ruze with my forty-fo' mag. GG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. N I thizzink dis unfortunizzle bizzle a pattern of mistrust. It was always hard ta rizzule out tha possibility T-H-to-tha-izzat yizzay could be jok'n 'bout otha messin' as well. 

TG: yizzle TG: but its not mah fault i mean appeafrification tiznech be notoriously unreliable TG: rememba TG: i xplained dis TG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. i cizzy just always appearify stuff frizzle you any time i want TG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. i can only takes sizzy im "allowed" 2 which be pmuch random TG: lizzle stizzle tizzy by takin id be mess'n up tha tizzime liznine cauze that sizzy be suppoze' ta be there n siznerve S-to-tha-izzome funciton it hasnt servizzle yet TG, know what im sayin? so most of tha time if i try all i git be slime on mah end TG: bizzut pumpizzles 4 sizzle reason be a shawty easia ta takes i dunno whizzy TG: liznike thizney be specifically n arbitrorily unhinge' friznom spacetime TG: be spooooko TG: *ky 

GG: I couldn't begizzle ta explizzle tha science behind such a technology brotha. Hollaz to the East Side. GG: Its just anotha homocide. Bizzle I gizzay tha impizzle th'n be, regardless of how or why it works, dis be a story you continue ta stand by? GG: That be, you be stizzle tak'n credit fo` tha mysterious disappearance of all those pumpkins I grizzle years ago? 

TG: f yeah TG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. i so gizzle your gaurds jane  

GG: ... GG: Did you gank them whizzay mah gizzourd was D-to-tha-izzown? 

TG: * yes TG: * yiznes i diznid exectly that TG: snatched ur patch sucka!!!!!! TG: hehe 

GG with the S-N-double-O-P: Vizzle W-to-tha-izzell straight from long beach nigga! GG with my forty-fo' mag: Then I belizzle thizzay be whizzay happenizzle upside yo head. GG: That all I am try'n ta say hiznere. 

TG: so TG: ok TG straight from long beach nigga: u believe that TG so i can get mah pimp on: now whizzat?? 

GG in all flavas: Now... nuttin, really in all flavas. GG: You may continue to tizzy me anyth'n you would like wit tha confidizzle that I won't doubt you. GG: So by all means, go aheezee! 

TG: ok gotit TG fo' real: so jane TG now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: whas tizzy feel like 2 git stabbed by a bizzle homey 

GG: Oh, come on! 

TG: hizzy 

GG: That be a question! 

TG: yizzy so 

GG: It nizzy anizzle sort of revizzle, or statement fo` me ta takes at face value wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. GG: Dadbizzle it wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. Dis isn't thizzle difficult fo my bling bling! GG: And fo` tha record, it not bootylicious. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. W-H-to-tha-izzats not 

GG: GETT'N STABBED BY A BAD HOMEY. IT ISN'T ALL THIZNAT PEACHY. 

TG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back yeah i bizzay TG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: mizzay suuuuckizzle TG: or TG: drizzeam sucked idk 

GG: So, yoe not 'n tha mood ta tizzy me bustin'? 

TG: no i be TG with my forty-fo' mag: im psyched 'bout u wizzle ta believe me n all TG and yo momma: but part of me stizzle feels like i should pizzy it TG: Chill as I take you on a trip. like i try ta once TG: it wizzle just frustratin i mean im a sciestist i should be able 2 prizzle mah S-H-to-tha-izzit TG in tha mutha fuckin club: L-to-tha-izzike TG upside yo head: subject mah cliznaims ta tha fuckin madrigogs 

GG: Um... GG: Madrigogs? Snoop dogg is in this bitch. 

TG: *buggin' rigors TG: u know what i mean??? 

GG: Yizzy, I understizzle. 

TG: i mizzay trust between niggaz be sweet n everyth'n bizzle i diznont know if i wizzay be tha repipient of like a butt load of pity belizzles 

GG fo all my homies in the pen: It not 'bout pity! GG puttin tha smack down: It more like a gestizzle I'm try'n ta make. GG: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Or maybe that niznot quite rizzle. GG: It has more ta do wit sett'n th'n right fo` myself than mak'n it up ta yizzy. GG from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Does that make senze, chill yo? 

TG: ............. 

GG hittin that booty: Shoot, I'm do'n such a terrible job explain'n dis! :( 

TG: (patiently sips bizzev rizzy) 

GG: Tha bottom liznine be, I WANT ta believe tha th'n yizzay sizzle now. GG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: That all yizzle nee' ta know! 

TG: ok thats gizzle TG: Real niggas recognize the realness. i wizzay thizzay 2 buuuuuuizzle TG: i stizzle wizzle prove it irregardlizzle!!!!!!!` 

GG: *Shudda uncontrollably at "word" usage.* 

TG: whoops sry TG: Anotha dogg house production. * stizzay WANT TA P-R-to-tha-izzove it irregaurdlesally TG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. ^ all fixed tght as fuck TG: so u dizzle fo` one last tizzy 

GG: Sure fo yo bitch ass! 

TG: k lets git busay TG: whiznat you want 2c me disappearify

> Jizzle: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Look arizzle aww nah.

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Jimmy

After smacking Mia one (and Jim).

Janis: Soz about the shiner, like Janis: Dunna how to dodge like a decent ref should obvs...you should work on that Janis: But forreal, you're welcome for the time you got to spend in the head's office with a cold press on #schoolboyfantasiesaremadeofthis Jimmy: 🤔 You mean this tiny insignificant scratch like Jimmy: I'd say get the pads out but between you and your nan lately I'm not sure my ego's up for that Jimmy: Your plan all along was it? 👌 she's no type of mine but I appreciate you trying to be a mate 😉 Jimmy: Best bit was Gracie doing her bit to defend my honor at the end there. Maybe I DO owe her one 😂 Janis: Alright, monty python 😂 don't be a hero on my account...oh wait, advice coming too late, my bad 😉 Janis: Ah well, if you're not fancying it like, pal, good thing I'll have her to myself all this week AND next 🙄 thanks mia... now THAT was the real plan all along 😏 Janis: At least you know what her shout is already 👍 though if you could spit in Mia's next, I think she'd take that and call it quits Janis: If you make like Rocky and get steak up on your bruises, I'll get my Da to cook it for ya after, we settled too then, yeah? 😘 Jimmy: Mia's plan 100% 🙄 Am I meant to be offended that she thinks you're a lesbian still? Because I'm taking it as a compliment #prettyboy 😂 Jimmy: Shame I've got too many disciplinaries to have her banned it'd be one less skinny latte to have to expertly craft Jimmy: Maybe. What sides are we talking about? I think one more smack down and I'll be demanding my chips triple cooked Jimmy: Warn your relatives Janis: Assumedly, pretending here her stinging text slams had her intended effect, and didn't just make me fall about, like #facesoprettyyoudontseeascar 🤞 Janis: Ugh, tell your boss to do one, 'cos they'd lose half their business if you did, think on, dickhead 😒 Janis: Know your worth, babe Janis: Gotta respect that Janis: At least my Brother doesn't need to bother fighting you now I beat him to it, ay? Jimmy: Who'd you wanna be, princess (bless Gracie Lou) and basketcase already taken and athlete being the obvious choice 💪 Jimmy: Tempting offer but you can do better Jimmy: Of course that was 1 of the 10! Should've seen that coming Jimmy: Can't lie I'd much rather take you on 😉 Janis: Never seen it 🤷 but boy is Charlie Sheen's bro, yeah? So sounds legit for the family I have to endure 😏 Janis: You're not gonna end up with Grace in the end are ya? 😤 just 'cos you wanna rock the leather fingerless gloves #lewk Janis: I'll never tell 😉 his ego definitely ain't up for that Janis: we can have a rematch any time any place Janis: i'm ready 💪 Jimmy: Me either. Still break you out though. Isn't that what they do? 🤔 I'll ask your sister but not before she gives me of precious bling to take down cash converters Jimmy: My bad boy image has taken too much of a battering, literal, for me to refuse the fashion 😎 Jimmy: Let's go then. There isn't a nurse but I can still play the concussed care and run. Say when. Janis: Probs after some cringe bonding and bants, thank GOD we got that outta the way, mate 😜 Janis: Most of her jewels are from Primark so I dunna how golden your chances are, don't tell anyone like #banginonabudget Janis: What lesson you in anyway? In PE rn so usually you wouldn't get a look-in (you ain't that special, babe) but they got me coaching the first years girls for a fucking team management module and...Give me strength Janis: we talking screaming when the ball comes their way levels Janis: so I'm making them do laps whilst I shout encouragements about how it ain't that cold from my warm as shit coat, like any gym teach worth their salt 😉 Janis: Gonna get an A, like Jimmy: Oh I dunno, you and Mia still need to hug it out 😉 bet she'd love it too 💘 Jimmy: I'm in art of course #tortured soul and everyone knows you're my muse so done deal there. Jimmy: I'd come snapping but I don't need the rep that'd come with background first years in their shorts Janis: I'd sooner watch a thousand chick flicks with Gracie Janis: amongst other fates worse than death Janis: but honestly #whyareyousoobsessedwithmehun? #toolittletoolateforthisloveaffair Janis: That's probably why you're so tortured 😉 Edie Sedgewick I ain't Janis: Nah, that wouldn't help your case, there's only so much bashing that I can be a party to in a day... Janis: I get to swap with Kayleigh Dwyer next period, meant to go write up about my experience but sure I can as easily do that wherever you need to get your inspiration from, like Jimmy: 😂 it's the curse of being so #goals, hun Jimmy: I don't have a clue who that is but like I've said before you take a decent picture. Now don't get a big head (it'd fuck with my framing terrible) but it isn't half bad being stuck with you Jimmy: There is always Mia's 🦆 pout if you're really busy but like Jimmy: Since you aren't I'm thinking back to mine? Twix will happily hear about any of your running or ball based experiences Janis: Kayleigh? Rude, she sits next to you in English, the one drooling all over you and the desk? Bless her, she'll be devvo 😂 Janis: I forgot you haven't had an Ali McKenna education, she was Andy Warhol's main bitch (aside from Basquiat, tea) in all his shit films, Bob Dylan was hard for her too but she weren't really arsed so he wrote Like A Rolling Stone about her Janis: At least you didn't come for my life that hard post-bath Janis: Bad enough like, I'd have to fake my own death forreal then Janis: She'd fucking love that...do her dirty in the edit, boo, no facetune 😂 Janis: A girl after my own heart that dog, kindred spirts 😍 Janis: sounds good, always down for being out of this dump Janis: your Da's unlikely to pop back for lunch, yeah? Jimmy: I've been calling her Kourtney #awkward Jimmy: Bet she loves it anyway Jimmy: Speaking of, I still have that project to finish up (deadlines long enough to hang yourself with cheers ms sheppard) might dedicate some space on that edit to the lot of them. Fancy helping as well as inspiring? 😈 Jimmy: #satireorshadeisit? Jimmy: Good. Keep the lovefest away from me. Last thing I need is Twix licking my wounds Jimmy: Packed up his sarnies myself so we're set Janis: The KardashiKlan clout, everyone knows she's the CLASSIEST sister, SO fitting 😂 Janis: Can't be anything but a sweetheart, can you? N'awwh! Janis: Hell yeah, you clearly need my talents for cuntery, you bring the skillz, I'll bring my winning personality and large head, like Janis: How fucking rude though, tell her to keep her antiseptic spit to herself 💅 #menaintshitbabygirl #imsorryyouhadtolearnthislessonsosoon Janis: Like I said, you're just too good for this world 😇 Janis: Maybe I'll find the time between being a muse and bad influence to make you one Janis: Its no steak apology but Jimmy: 👍 Too right Jimmy: Maybe if we take the mad bitch out she won't chew a hole in anyone's face (tempting as that'd be if it was any of Mia's squad) been enough facial damages sustained for one day Jimmy: Get some very #aesthetic shots for my A Jimmy: 😇 Always on that good boy track Jimmy: Maybe I can shout you a pie and pint in that spirit Janis: Goes without saying, need the skirting and your Da's shoes to be safe for another day Janis: Should bin off the rest of the day altogether, then you could take Twix to pick the kiddo's up, Cass would be made up getting to show her off Janis: you always after those best big bro points, I know Janis: and I know it, you always want me to protest too much the other way like 😈 Janis: wholesome afternoon of dog walking and homework with bae, no wonder the entire female population of the school is so jealous 😉😘 Jimmy: Did you just have a good idea? 😮 Jimmy: But yeah world's most bog standard bro coming through 🏆💪 get that middleschool clout cass 😎 Jimmy: We just can't stop being #goals however hard we try. Damn 😘 Janis: Don't sound so surprised dickhead! I'm a wealth of cunning plans or have you forgotten Janis: Didn't hit you that hard Janis: Now who's being modest Jimothy 😊 you know you're bestest Janis: whoda thunk it, bitch, not I Jimmy: Been a while can't blame me 😏 Jimmy: 💕 Cute Jimmy: How will I survive the aft? Janis: We can go back there if you really pining Janis: and I'M the one who's sexuality is always in question Janis: #fakebaebetterthanarealone Janis: Ha ha, keep testing me and you might not Jimmy: You'd never make it. Can't get enough of me 💋 Jimmy: If you'd rather be in school doing their tests don't let me stop you 😏 Jimmy: 😎 Jimmy: Told you i'm bad Janis: ���� Janis: bet you break before i do Janis: we'll see how bad you are, won't we Jimmy: Last shift's 💶 on it Janis: Done Janis: I've got my eye on some new kicks Janis: At least even when you lose you can still pretend you treated me 😜 Jimmy: When you lose you can pretend you don't need a man to treat you Jimmy: so many #s in that for you Janis: Imma win when I PROVE I don't need you to treat me as much as you need me to treat you, sucka! Janis: and there ain't no point in nothing if it doesn't make your 'gram captions pop off #truerwordsneverspoken Jimmy: We'll see Jimmy: so soon too ⏲ Janis: you started your countdown already, boy? Janis: keeeeeeeen Jimmy: Not ready? Shame Janis: Born ready Janis: Admittedly, got the upper hand, nothing sexy about first year girls, despite what some fourth year boys might believe Janis: you surrounded by all them loose af art hoes Jimmy: How rude of me not to pull all your focus Jimmy: yep, those blunt fringes really get me goin Janis: Well s'why I know I got the W in the bag 🤷 Janis: Called that in the air Janis: whip off those unnecessary nerd glasses and there's real beauty under there Janis: #hotdamn Jimmy: For a rom com hater you've got all the cliches down 😂 Jimmy: Quietly confident now. That shit won't help you off screen 🏆💪 Janis: Oh, you don't recall how pushy my sister is? Janis: Let's call this off rn and she'd be happy to remind you herself I'm sure 😏 Janis: I'm sure you've learnt PLENTY off a whole different typa romcom that is all types of fucked IRL Jimmy: Only if she promises to bring Tam too. I need that model height for my shoot naturally Janis: You really wanna be that letchy photographer stereotype, huh? Janis: Get the whole squad 'round for a sesh Janis: Just know they'll start a # Jimmy: #rolloutladies Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: I'll #bowout of that one thanks Janis: Sure? It'll give you a better chance of winning the bet Janis: #knackered Jimmy: I'd rather lose Jimmy: #takemymoneyandrunaslongasIcancomewith Janis: Sweet talker. Janis: Meant to be me with the gift of the gab 🍀 Jimmy: nope, real talker Jimmy: Got up close and personal enough with Mia today thanks. Still washing these hands Janis: Same, despite what she might think, not something I fancy repeating either Janis: Though I will if she talks shit one more time Janis: So watch out if you don't want the other side to match, like Jimmy: Don't make me say I'll do it all again Jimmy: so many stereotypes already in this chat Jimmy: 💕 Janis: Ew. 💋 Janis: Best get your chat to as high a standard as poss tho, as all the guards and other inmates will be listening in Janis: Reckon's her Da can actually get me done Janis: Bitch be serious Jimmy: Doesn't he sell cars? Janis: Lmao, no Janis: Though he is 100% a used car salesman in aesthetic, you're spot on Janis: He is a lawyer or some shit so he knows realistically who gives a shit about a playground scrap but he'll try and scare my parents like they're fucking idiots so no one is ever mean to his little princess again Janis: That type 🙄 Jimmy: She wants to be a yank so bad it must hurt Jimmy: Remind me to cut my pops so slack next time he's pissing me off Jimmy: could be so much worse Janis: Too bad she's a few hundred years late for the mass migration to the states Janis: Only looking famished, like Janis: Same, wouldn't hate being as spoilt as she is but you know Jimmy: Yep, too bad you'll be waiting for those kicks Jimmy: 🎅's your best bet Jimmy: Not too late to back out 😏 Jimmy: Keep on his good side Janis: No chance Janis: I can keep him on side by keeping away from yours, simple 😜 Jimmy: You sure? There's literally songs about how much he loves 💋 Jimmy: I think he'll be mad if you don't cave Janis: 💋 for him from MILFs maybe Janis: I don't think it'll pain him to see you go without Janis: I see no mistletoe, like #demstherules Jimmy: 👌 Bet stays on Jimmy: Take your chances Janis: Way to make me sound more predatory than the big man 😲😂 Janis: If you're that scared, we can mark it down to a lose for you by default 😉 Jimmy: Not when I'll have you begging for a draw in a bit. Easy Jimmy: Just get ready to accept your loss, not reason we should both be sore Jimmy: #bruisedandbattered Janis: Pretty cocky for a boy who can't even promise A FEW bruises, like 😜 Jimmy: Waste of a 🤞 Jimmy: why talk about it when I can just do it Janis: As long as you start it, I'm allowed to finish it Janis: win win for me 😊 Jimmy: Cocky for a lass who hasn't won anything against me yet Janis: 😡 Janis: it wasn't a fair fight all those other times, thank you very much Jimmy: Maybe you were faking the skills as well as the 💕 Jimmy: awwh Janis: You won't be finding out any time soon Janis: ✌ Jimmy: So you keep saying, all talk I think 😂 Janis: All talk no action is right Janis: Prick 🖕😂 Jimmy: 😘 Jimmy: You're about me Jimmy: unlucky ☘ Janis: Shh Janis: Not all bad, I suppose, at least you've got a cute dog 😘 Jimmy: good point, what a you offering? first year having an asthma attack? 😂 #goals Janis: I never said I had anything worth sticking 'round for Janis: More fool ye for your 😍 Jimmy: Secret's safe. I won't tell Mia Janis: I think she's pretty confident she knows where she and I lie on the pecking order already 😂 Janis: not coming for her 👑 Jimmy: just her 👃 Janis: What can I say? Save daddy the surgery fees Jimmy: you're the 😇 you think I am Janis: it has been said Janis: oh wait, no it hasn't, ever 😂 Jimmy: Only because 🐶 can't speak Janis: The love is so real Janis: Its all the treats and walkies, maybe I'll have to employ the same technique on you when the bet is up Janis: Worth a shot 🎯 Jimmy: Start now #worthashot #haveyoubeentricked? 😂 Janis: I'm not quite as easy to distract as Twix Janis: All these dog comparisons, bit rude tbh, don't think I appreciate Janis: Will piss on your boots tho Jimmy: Unless we're playing pool or darts Jimmy: Make sure they're mine. My dad has only just replaced his Janis: Wasn't even you, it was pub lighting and a prick munching on his crisps too loud at the bar #dontflatterlike Janis: Will do 👍 I'm not looking to make him dislike me anymore than I already have lol Jimmy: #surejan Jimmy: least he's never about so no drama there. Been enough for one day Janis: #ihateu Janis: what's he even do, like? dead busy Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: Warehouse Jimmy: Very much #goals Janis: Ah fun, lots of shitty shifts and long days like, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt too for being such a prick about poor Twix then Jimmy: Probably shouldn't. He bought her Janis: True...People never think how big a commitment a dog is though Janis: Twix be giving them puppy dog eyes like a pro Jimmy: before 🎄 too though what a prick Jimmy: can't even use the excuse Janis: Bleh Janis: Shoulda clued him in like 😉 #cuffed Jimmy: if I'd known he was going to do it I would've Jimmy: done now though Janis: Yeah, its just another stress you don't need, like? 😕 Jimmy: Snagged me you so maybe she's worth keeping about 😏 Jimmy: Because yeah she does take all the credit Janis: Smooth 😋 Janis: Can't go breaking my heart now, nor the kiddo's for that Janis: I can start taking her out again in the mornings, don't miss much 'bout dem days but it was decent having a running buddy Jimmy: Fancy some company or you wanna be alone with your true love? Janis: You reckon you can keep up, yeah? Janis: Not having you slowing me down 😉 Jimmy: Can't be using me as your excuse thanks 💪 Jimmy: maybe I'll come with then when I'm not working, leave you in no doubt Janis: Its a date, mate Jimmy: 💕 Janis: That's probably them more than sufficiently warmed up Janis: Get back to work, slacker 💚 Jimmy: 🎨📷 will do Jimmy: not too hard though, gotta keep my 💪 up for the victory party you'll owe me Janis: In your dreams, baby 💋 Jimmy: see you there 😘